Thursday, 30 January 2014

Suzuran's first days

Suzuran's so fucking boring, I've never felt more like sleeping in school than I have the past 2 days, and that's not because I haven't been getting sleep, because I have, it's because every class is so silent since no ones knows anybody and only some people I know are in classes with me, and because of the class being so silent, no one can talk to their friends since the teacher would hear, so awkiessszz!! xDDD l0lza! Here's a basic overview of all my classes:

Line 1 Ancient History : I actually haven't had it yet since taster week but Vince and Jay Jay are in it, the teacher's apparently gay and is really funny so I'm kinda looking forward to it, EXCEPT I HAVE IT AS MORNING CLASS AT 8AM ON BOTH FRIDAYS, I'm supposed to go to the morning class tomorrow but me and Vince are just pretending we didn't hear about it, *cough cough*, not looking forward to that.

Line 2 Physics : One of the other classes I haven't gone to which I'm looking forward to, all the boys except Serizawa is in it, sadly :'(, and also I sat next to some downie cunt called Richard from Leichhardt in taster week, hopefully not my permanent seat. Also hopefully he doesn't see this.

Line 3 Economics : It's okay, but still boring, I have Vince in it as well as Callan, Tash, Kyle and some others I forgot, the teacher seems alright but his voice makes me want to fall asleep, also don't wanna sound mean but there's this autistic kid who's really smart called Alex, and he has the weirdest accent ever, every time he talks, me, Vince, Callan, Kyle and basically half the class try not to laugh, I ended up drooling on my book from holding it in so hard, HEY even the teacher was on the verge of laughing, we're all going to hell.

Line 4 English Advanced : Mixed feelings bout this one, Michael, Tash and Sophie are in it and also my friend Eric from Leichhardt, I sit next to him and I always talk to him about how much of a doob he thinks our 60 year old teacher is, also I get Leichhardts point of view when looking at us, he said you guys are so lucky you have good looking asian chicks, WELL HE'S IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HAHAHAHA, okay sorry girls reading this, forgiveness please! also the teacher already hates the both of us because we're always laughing and shit, she's pretty funny though.

Line 5 Maths 2U : Haven't had it yet but yep you guessed it Vince is in it, so is Tina, we have 2 teachers and so far the one we had in Taster week seems like a bitch, always moves her hands too, it's like she tries to make me and Vince laugh with them.

Line 6 : This is my free period, and apparently I got lucky because it's the BEST free period you can have, and I agree, it's always at the start or end of the day, I get to leave early twice and come to school late 3 times, except ONE OF THEM'S RUINED BECAUSE OF THE ANCIENT HISTORY MORNING CLASS, SPEWIN'.

Line 7 Biology : One of the classes I'm pretty alright with, Jessica and Tina are in it with me, so are some others like Nina and dat, we have Mr Wilson and some burka lady I'm pretty sure, so far it's been alright.

le feels :'(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBt2V5-Q-E


but on a happier note, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS EVE / PAYDAY YEEAAHHH

Monday, 27 January 2014

Suzuran Uniform Hunting

Everyone else blogged bout straya day so I'll just blog about after, because fuck it was one hell of a trek. So me AKA Genji, Makise "Quickshot" Vince and Serizawa Robert met up with Paul after sleeping over and eating at Soondy Yoon's, was a pretty good sleepover, was fun and actually slept enough, I remember spooning Vince and I think at one point he farted on my crotch but I was too sleepy to do anything about it, it was fart city in the boiz room fuck sake, was pretty funny night though HAHA, back to the aftermath.

Makise, Serizawa and I took a bus to Leichhardt and met up with Paul, then we trekked it to the marketplace just to find out that it was closed, then we bummed around thinking of a solution and ended up going to Broadway K-mart and Target and all those other shops to look for our Suzuran All-Boys High School uniform. First we went to K-mart and bumped into Jemma who was working and talked to her co-workers, that slut of a manager still hasn't given me a shift in 2 months, how am I supposed to support my wife and loving kids, anyways, Serizawa and Paul found shorts to wear and I thought I might as well buy a second pair, they were only 6 bucks, so much cheaper than the ones at Marketplace, yeah we got a whopping 5% discount on the shorts because of Jemma and we left to look for polos.

We went upstairs to Target where I bumped into a primary friend and said hi but I think I made them leave to avoid an awkward situation where we both see each other again after saying bye, yeah we looked around and every store has a white polo but in like Large and XL and all that, what a bother. Ended up leaving Target empty handed and just sat outside Target for a bit until Serizawa and I spotted someone who looked exactly like someone we knew, this was when the creepy shit happened, she went into Target and we waited for her to leave and then we all started following her far back, THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE WE WANTED TO CONFIRM IF IT WAS HER OR NOT, yeah we kept following her to try and look at her face to see if it was actually the person and Robert had an amazing idea to call her on blocked number, so I gave Robert her number and he called her on blocked as we watched her going down the escalator, the girl picked up but it wasn't her so it was confirmed our suspicions that it wasn't her, that was like a quality good 30 minutes spent, never knew stalking someone in a group was so fun, if da oiz end up being serial rapists in the future this is where it all started, woops HAHAHA.

So after us Suzuran boys and PAUL left Broadway, we decided to go to the newish mall at Central Park with Glue and Superdry and stuff, we trekked it there and went up to Glue store but still didn't find anything, we all bought some Chatime and just talked about funny shit/university for like an hour straight until eventually we decided to get back on track and go to our last resort, Paddy's Market, NOT THE LOWER SHIFTY LEVEL, we went to the mall above, we weren't THAT desperate. All went up to Cotton On and there were white polos, but none were small except there was one medium which SORTA fit me, so I bought it just for a spare shirt, by now it was around 6:30pm-ish, barely remember, we just said fuck it and went to central, we bummed around a bit until Vince's train came and then Serizawa, Paul and I went to the bus stop where we waited for me and Paul's bus, Serizawa took it with us but got off at Glebe and Paul and I took the usual route back to Ashfield and talked a bit, I guess today wasn't THAT bad, except I found out the Black and White Onitsuka Tigers were on sale at $100 when it's usually at 180, I like my tigers though, but I defs woulda bought those, I told Damian to get them though and he's gonna go grab em so figuring that out wasn't that bad, now I just gotta get some books for school and I'm all set.

Soz didn't take any pics of today but it was eventful-ish, and Australia day was alright, fuck Supernova and Avicii, TAKE ME BACK AUSTRALIA DAY FUAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! EAT, SLEEP, FIREWORKS, REPEAT.

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Hotel!

The hotel party we had was nowhere near as disastrous as it could've been, I actually had an alright time. This time it was just goon and cans so I thought I'd get extra smashed, I actually didn't even end up getting that badly fucked up, except for one point where I started gabbering but that was pretty fun, I mostly enjoyed two things that night, me helping May in the toilet as she chundered like a fire hydrant as I had a goon bag all to myself, holy shit there was so much, the goon and her puke that is, and me meetin' up with some mates for a STAUNCH BRAH, jokes nothing happened. OVERALL I GIVE THE NIGHT A 6/10, WAS OKAY. 

OH ALMOST FORGOT, one of my fave parts of the night!!!

ME, VINCE AND DAMIAN'S BATH!!! ^_^!!!~~ 
we weren't naked, vince just asked me to crop his dick out, i swear


There's another pic but too gay to post.

it begins

Today is the day I start my Vince's munt collection.




It's not like I l-l-like you or anything b-b-baka!!! >_<
*I hope senpai notices me!!*

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

past my curfew!! xD!!!!!

Fuaaarr running on like an hour sleep from hotel and it's 1am right now, Hunter x Hunter's a pretty good anime, up to ep 84 HEHEHE. I re-watched Crows Zero and Crows Zero 2, the movies, seriously if you guys haven't watched those 2 movies you gotta watch it ASAP, it's a Japanese movie based on the manga Crows Zero, where there's a school call Suzuran All Boys High School, and basically it's ruled by the students, and the strongest and best fighters rule the school at the roof, hard to explain, but it's fucking good, two of my fave movies, also there's a Crows Zero 3 coming out this year but idk if it's any good, looks pretty gay.... I might post about the Hotel later, I ceebs atm, Hunter x Hunter too good.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends!

daammmnnn today was aight, basically went beach, except i left like 30 minutes after we got there to go city with shirley and jessickest, went to "westfield" till they came back to city, played pool and bumped into my mate vincent, went to intergate, da oiz had another warcraft 3 sesh, fuckin' wrecked everyone in fight of characters AANNDD footmen frenzy, too good, and yeah, but the real adventure happened after all this.

So we all said bye to everyone and stuff, we all got on the same train to cheel, me, Odell, Paul and Vink, then I realized I didn't have my phone, then the adventure began, we got off at Redfern ASAP and caught the first train back, Odell left to catch his train so it was just me Vink and Pal, we caught the train which was the CORRECT train but vink the persuader thought it was the wrong train and made us come off at Museum, just to realize it was the right train so we had to wait another 10 minutes for the next one going to town hall. After that we finally just chilled and got to Town Hall except Paul was getting worried cuz he was supposed to be home an hour ago, the next train to Ashfield was in 4 minutes and Paul said I'm gonna catch this so you better hurry, so me and Vince legged it to Intergate, some chick scared the shit out of me, she just screamed "RUN RUN RUN" and it was pretty fuckin' funny, once I got to intergate I got my phone and legged it back just in time, I went on and Vince's train was coming so he stayed on the platform. 

After that I got a call and it was my brother telling me "oh you got your phone? I was gonna pick it up for you after I finished work, because annie called and told me that you forgot your phone at intergate"..... damn the anger I felt within me when he said that.... especially Paul, he got so mad HAHAHA soz, but it was all good after, especially when this guy from Leichhardt came onto our train and I recognized him, he sat across from us and I just started bein' like "MAN PAUL BLACKWATTLE BAY YOU READY?" and the guy just started listening to us, and we just pretended to be the hardest sickest cunts, was so funny, "bro remember that time we ran from the coppas in a robe and i lost my slippers so i walked to town hall barefoot for maccas", funny thing is that actually happened to me, but it wasn't with paul HAHA, good times, anyways yeah the guy full got up and looked at us to remember our faces when he got off so he knows who not to mess with, eshays, and now I'm home, time for a well deserved rest.