Thursday, 30 January 2014

Suzuran's first days

Suzuran's so fucking boring, I've never felt more like sleeping in school than I have the past 2 days, and that's not because I haven't been getting sleep, because I have, it's because every class is so silent since no ones knows anybody and only some people I know are in classes with me, and because of the class being so silent, no one can talk to their friends since the teacher would hear, so awkiessszz!! xDDD l0lza! Here's a basic overview of all my classes:

Line 1 Ancient History : I actually haven't had it yet since taster week but Vince and Jay Jay are in it, the teacher's apparently gay and is really funny so I'm kinda looking forward to it, EXCEPT I HAVE IT AS MORNING CLASS AT 8AM ON BOTH FRIDAYS, I'm supposed to go to the morning class tomorrow but me and Vince are just pretending we didn't hear about it, *cough cough*, not looking forward to that.

Line 2 Physics : One of the other classes I haven't gone to which I'm looking forward to, all the boys except Serizawa is in it, sadly :'(, and also I sat next to some downie cunt called Richard from Leichhardt in taster week, hopefully not my permanent seat. Also hopefully he doesn't see this.

Line 3 Economics : It's okay, but still boring, I have Vince in it as well as Callan, Tash, Kyle and some others I forgot, the teacher seems alright but his voice makes me want to fall asleep, also don't wanna sound mean but there's this autistic kid who's really smart called Alex, and he has the weirdest accent ever, every time he talks, me, Vince, Callan, Kyle and basically half the class try not to laugh, I ended up drooling on my book from holding it in so hard, HEY even the teacher was on the verge of laughing, we're all going to hell.

Line 4 English Advanced : Mixed feelings bout this one, Michael, Tash and Sophie are in it and also my friend Eric from Leichhardt, I sit next to him and I always talk to him about how much of a doob he thinks our 60 year old teacher is, also I get Leichhardts point of view when looking at us, he said you guys are so lucky you have good looking asian chicks, WELL HE'S IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HAHAHAHA, okay sorry girls reading this, forgiveness please! also the teacher already hates the both of us because we're always laughing and shit, she's pretty funny though.

Line 5 Maths 2U : Haven't had it yet but yep you guessed it Vince is in it, so is Tina, we have 2 teachers and so far the one we had in Taster week seems like a bitch, always moves her hands too, it's like she tries to make me and Vince laugh with them.

Line 6 : This is my free period, and apparently I got lucky because it's the BEST free period you can have, and I agree, it's always at the start or end of the day, I get to leave early twice and come to school late 3 times, except ONE OF THEM'S RUINED BECAUSE OF THE ANCIENT HISTORY MORNING CLASS, SPEWIN'.

Line 7 Biology : One of the classes I'm pretty alright with, Jessica and Tina are in it with me, so are some others like Nina and dat, we have Mr Wilson and some burka lady I'm pretty sure, so far it's been alright.

le feels :'(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBt2V5-Q-E


but on a happier note, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS EVE / PAYDAY YEEAAHHH

Monday, 27 January 2014

Suzuran Uniform Hunting

Everyone else blogged bout straya day so I'll just blog about after, because fuck it was one hell of a trek. So me AKA Genji, Makise "Quickshot" Vince and Serizawa Robert met up with Paul after sleeping over and eating at Soondy Yoon's, was a pretty good sleepover, was fun and actually slept enough, I remember spooning Vince and I think at one point he farted on my crotch but I was too sleepy to do anything about it, it was fart city in the boiz room fuck sake, was pretty funny night though HAHA, back to the aftermath.

Makise, Serizawa and I took a bus to Leichhardt and met up with Paul, then we trekked it to the marketplace just to find out that it was closed, then we bummed around thinking of a solution and ended up going to Broadway K-mart and Target and all those other shops to look for our Suzuran All-Boys High School uniform. First we went to K-mart and bumped into Jemma who was working and talked to her co-workers, that slut of a manager still hasn't given me a shift in 2 months, how am I supposed to support my wife and loving kids, anyways, Serizawa and Paul found shorts to wear and I thought I might as well buy a second pair, they were only 6 bucks, so much cheaper than the ones at Marketplace, yeah we got a whopping 5% discount on the shorts because of Jemma and we left to look for polos.

We went upstairs to Target where I bumped into a primary friend and said hi but I think I made them leave to avoid an awkward situation where we both see each other again after saying bye, yeah we looked around and every store has a white polo but in like Large and XL and all that, what a bother. Ended up leaving Target empty handed and just sat outside Target for a bit until Serizawa and I spotted someone who looked exactly like someone we knew, this was when the creepy shit happened, she went into Target and we waited for her to leave and then we all started following her far back, THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE WE WANTED TO CONFIRM IF IT WAS HER OR NOT, yeah we kept following her to try and look at her face to see if it was actually the person and Robert had an amazing idea to call her on blocked number, so I gave Robert her number and he called her on blocked as we watched her going down the escalator, the girl picked up but it wasn't her so it was confirmed our suspicions that it wasn't her, that was like a quality good 30 minutes spent, never knew stalking someone in a group was so fun, if da oiz end up being serial rapists in the future this is where it all started, woops HAHAHA.

So after us Suzuran boys and PAUL left Broadway, we decided to go to the newish mall at Central Park with Glue and Superdry and stuff, we trekked it there and went up to Glue store but still didn't find anything, we all bought some Chatime and just talked about funny shit/university for like an hour straight until eventually we decided to get back on track and go to our last resort, Paddy's Market, NOT THE LOWER SHIFTY LEVEL, we went to the mall above, we weren't THAT desperate. All went up to Cotton On and there were white polos, but none were small except there was one medium which SORTA fit me, so I bought it just for a spare shirt, by now it was around 6:30pm-ish, barely remember, we just said fuck it and went to central, we bummed around a bit until Vince's train came and then Serizawa, Paul and I went to the bus stop where we waited for me and Paul's bus, Serizawa took it with us but got off at Glebe and Paul and I took the usual route back to Ashfield and talked a bit, I guess today wasn't THAT bad, except I found out the Black and White Onitsuka Tigers were on sale at $100 when it's usually at 180, I like my tigers though, but I defs woulda bought those, I told Damian to get them though and he's gonna go grab em so figuring that out wasn't that bad, now I just gotta get some books for school and I'm all set.

Soz didn't take any pics of today but it was eventful-ish, and Australia day was alright, fuck Supernova and Avicii, TAKE ME BACK AUSTRALIA DAY FUAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! EAT, SLEEP, FIREWORKS, REPEAT.

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Hotel!

The hotel party we had was nowhere near as disastrous as it could've been, I actually had an alright time. This time it was just goon and cans so I thought I'd get extra smashed, I actually didn't even end up getting that badly fucked up, except for one point where I started gabbering but that was pretty fun, I mostly enjoyed two things that night, me helping May in the toilet as she chundered like a fire hydrant as I had a goon bag all to myself, holy shit there was so much, the goon and her puke that is, and me meetin' up with some mates for a STAUNCH BRAH, jokes nothing happened. OVERALL I GIVE THE NIGHT A 6/10, WAS OKAY. 

OH ALMOST FORGOT, one of my fave parts of the night!!!

ME, VINCE AND DAMIAN'S BATH!!! ^_^!!!~~ 
we weren't naked, vince just asked me to crop his dick out, i swear


There's another pic but too gay to post.

it begins

Today is the day I start my Vince's munt collection.




It's not like I l-l-like you or anything b-b-baka!!! >_<
*I hope senpai notices me!!*

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

past my curfew!! xD!!!!!

Fuaaarr running on like an hour sleep from hotel and it's 1am right now, Hunter x Hunter's a pretty good anime, up to ep 84 HEHEHE. I re-watched Crows Zero and Crows Zero 2, the movies, seriously if you guys haven't watched those 2 movies you gotta watch it ASAP, it's a Japanese movie based on the manga Crows Zero, where there's a school call Suzuran All Boys High School, and basically it's ruled by the students, and the strongest and best fighters rule the school at the roof, hard to explain, but it's fucking good, two of my fave movies, also there's a Crows Zero 3 coming out this year but idk if it's any good, looks pretty gay.... I might post about the Hotel later, I ceebs atm, Hunter x Hunter too good.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends!

daammmnnn today was aight, basically went beach, except i left like 30 minutes after we got there to go city with shirley and jessickest, went to "westfield" till they came back to city, played pool and bumped into my mate vincent, went to intergate, da oiz had another warcraft 3 sesh, fuckin' wrecked everyone in fight of characters AANNDD footmen frenzy, too good, and yeah, but the real adventure happened after all this.

So we all said bye to everyone and stuff, we all got on the same train to cheel, me, Odell, Paul and Vink, then I realized I didn't have my phone, then the adventure began, we got off at Redfern ASAP and caught the first train back, Odell left to catch his train so it was just me Vink and Pal, we caught the train which was the CORRECT train but vink the persuader thought it was the wrong train and made us come off at Museum, just to realize it was the right train so we had to wait another 10 minutes for the next one going to town hall. After that we finally just chilled and got to Town Hall except Paul was getting worried cuz he was supposed to be home an hour ago, the next train to Ashfield was in 4 minutes and Paul said I'm gonna catch this so you better hurry, so me and Vince legged it to Intergate, some chick scared the shit out of me, she just screamed "RUN RUN RUN" and it was pretty fuckin' funny, once I got to intergate I got my phone and legged it back just in time, I went on and Vince's train was coming so he stayed on the platform. 

After that I got a call and it was my brother telling me "oh you got your phone? I was gonna pick it up for you after I finished work, because annie called and told me that you forgot your phone at intergate"..... damn the anger I felt within me when he said that.... especially Paul, he got so mad HAHAHA soz, but it was all good after, especially when this guy from Leichhardt came onto our train and I recognized him, he sat across from us and I just started bein' like "MAN PAUL BLACKWATTLE BAY YOU READY?" and the guy just started listening to us, and we just pretended to be the hardest sickest cunts, was so funny, "bro remember that time we ran from the coppas in a robe and i lost my slippers so i walked to town hall barefoot for maccas", funny thing is that actually happened to me, but it wasn't with paul HAHA, good times, anyways yeah the guy full got up and looked at us to remember our faces when he got off so he knows who not to mess with, eshays, and now I'm home, time for a well deserved rest.

Friday, 17 January 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 So today was Austin's house birthday party and it was pretty good, met a lot of people and some people we're gonna be going school with next year at BWB HAHA, his house is pretty fuckin' fun, he's got a pool table, basketball ring, foosball table, darts, karaoke machine, plus his parents and relatives are so sick, best place I swear, I ate A LOT of pho LOOOL, catched up with some old mates too and yeah, pree nice, especially when Mark showed us his gabba.

The cake, looks pree damn good

Birthday boy blowin' the candles, this is only photo I took other than a video of Mark I might post later HAHA, soz if looks blurry

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

eshays

ALSO i got vince and paul to get geed to watch lord of the rings trilogy and robert might be able to bring it to hotel on a hard drive HAHA, drinking game hardcore mode incoming

SILVER LINING

So, today I went out to 'watch movies' with da oiz minus Damian with Jessica and stuff except Jessica didn't even come and all the girls went to the Aquarium, so it was just me, Vince, Robert and Paul playing pool for 2 hours HAHA, after pool we decided to eat udon and go to the maddest/sickest place in all of Town Hall, that's right baby, we went to INTERGATE, FUAAAARRRRR. We thought we were just gonna spend an hour there and probably go home, nek minnit we play counter-strike with low gravity knives only AND THEN WARCRAFT 3 CUSTOM MAPS, it was Vince's first time ever playing Warcraft 3 but he got it pretty easily, we played all the classic maps and holy shit the whole time it was hilarious, we kept playing different maps until eventually it came to a one on one with me and Robert which lasted way too long so we stopped HAHA, by then we realized it was 7 and that we spent 3 fucking hours at Intergate, but that shit was worth it, we should go there more often HAHA, oh yeah we also bumped into Leon, Max, Eli and Jeoffrey from our school there, did not expect that LOOOL. Yeah, what seemed like a failed event ended up being a hilarious day.

Friday, 10 January 2014

LORD OF LE RINGS

MAAAANNNNNN LORD OF THE RINGS IS SO GOOD I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS MORE, if you have not seen the trilogy you have to watch it, no exceptions. So I just finished watching the third and final movie in the trilogy AGAIN just because it was on TV and every time it just leaves me feeling empty, like I have nothing to do in life HAHA, it's a good film alright. But yeah out of the blue so many events have popped up, R.I.P money, I'll update about each one, well I'll try to, hopefully I can keep to my new years resolutions and not get too smashed HAHA, by the way my new years resolutions were :
  • Don't get as smashed as you did on NYE
  • Learn in school
  • Don't go to a rave
  • Get closer to relatives
  • Be friendlier to others


HALLELUJAH

I went into my room at like 8 to get something and I realized the 'Internet' light on my modem was on so I turned on my computer and the internet was working, holy moly praise the lord, now to go through my week worth of YouTube subscriptions. c u

Thursday, 9 January 2014

I hate india

Okay so internet was supposed to come today but somehow TPG Indians fucked up and pressed some wrong buttons or some shit, so they need to come in some other time and fix up the modem and wires, except they don't work on weekends and they can't come tomorrow so I have to wait until at least Monday for my precious....
Also my brother's disappeared to a friends house for a few days or something so still no phone plan, at least take me with you pls. But on a plus side I've been going through my computer files and I found all my MSN chat logs, looking back at how I talked and used 'XD' so much it kinda makes me realize how my vocabulary is going backwards now, le XD!!!

Btw finally got a black Ben Sherman polo l0lza also here's pic of me n vink thinking veri hard xP

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Still no phone plan...

Alright today I still haven't got my phone plan, brother had work... but still did some stuff, I went shopping for a lawnmower with my parents cuz every time they go out they need either me, my brother or my sister since they can't speak English that well, but really my mum can she just pretends she can't to get me to go out more... I don't blame her cuz I'd do the same if my son was staying home watching TV everyday.

Anyways they literally spent an hour just comparison shopping at bunnings while I watched and in the end they didn't even buy a lawnmower, they just decided to check online for cheaper prices, its like they literally do everything Mr. Zurrer taught me in commerce.... aannyyways after that I just stayed home setting up the wires and shit for our internet coming soon ^_^ but I have a feeling I wouldn't really do much different even with internet...

Aanyways here's a pic of mummy and daddy and also another pic I found hilarious in my gallery, look at Vince's head HAHAHA

Monday, 6 January 2014

Lord of the televisions

What le trek, haven't been able to blog past days cuz I didn't think about downloading the app l0lza's. So internet is confirmed to be coming on the 9th but until then I'll just keep chafing my family members wifi hotspots. I'm getting a new phone plan either tomorrow or whenever my brothers bothered enough to take me since my mummy ceebsd it and told him to take me HAHA, I don't know if I should get a new phone or hold onto this one, I mean like sure new phones cool n all but my phones still working and stuff but I think the real reason is that I ceebs just downloading everything n shit, we'll see in the future, aannnywayyss I've gotten used to just watching TV instead of being on the computer all day, which isn't in ANY way an improvement but still its a nice change of thought.

I haven't really done anything since the last time I blogged, most significant things I've done is probably find my brothers hard drive and watched the lord of the rings trilogy AGAIN, fourth time baby, but this time every time I saw Eowyn daughter of Rohan I kept seeing Kelly warne ever since the fag Shirley Lame pointed it out to me HAHA soz for watching without u I had to finish it I couldn't help it, on a side note, Aragorn I need you inside me.

I haven't watched the hobbit 2 yet which I'm sad about but I'll be sure to watch it asap online when I get my int, but I kinda realized I don't even do much when I do have internet, I just watch YouTube and stalk Facebook, kinda feels like I'm wasting my holidays but hopefully others are thinking that too and make some events soon HAHA.

Yeeaahh don't hate but I've gotten into watching a lot of cartoons on ABC during my time on the TV, shit like Total Drama Island and Sally Bollywood and shit, hey don't talk shit, Sally's the bomb, and I don't mean that offensively, all the shit on other channels during that time are usually boring as shit so those cartoons really are the most entertaining thing I can watch. Also back on the workout routine I made since I might aswell do something a little productive in my time, since the manager at Kmart seems to have forgotten about me, that ganga noonga minga.
WWWWeeeelllll I'll try to keep this blog updated more, cya nerds later

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Good one jek

Past few days a lot of shit happened, on NYE I went with the original le swagga group, except Leanne Jessica Tina and paul, to watch fireworks and go to mine and drink up since I basically had a free house, I met up with robdawg vinky and sandra at city heroes at 5:30 and we played pool a bit then went to meet up with the others at the whirlpool thingo at darling harbour, we walked around and ate and just fucked around till the 9 o'clock fireworks since we all ceebsd the 12 o'clock ones, we watched the 9 o'clock fireworks and then went to my place where we started watching some movie may brought called Angus thongs and perfect snoggings, wtf kinda name is that HAHA. Anyways, I started off drinking and others started joining, a LOT of shit went pretty bad after this, I drank a bit too much and so did someone else and I told that someone else things which I really was not planning to say yet, it was pretty fuckin dumb of me because that someone started to get really fucking depressed and I kinda felt shit cause it was my fault for telling them something I shouldn't have, but as vince said, "just yolo it" HAHA, fucking drongo. Yeah lots of shit happened, I got damos oner to come take care of her because I felt like I'd just make it worse if I stayed, basically everyone went to sleep and I was just walking around and sitting, I slept for about 30 minutes the whole night but I didn't really feel tired, once everyone was up my parents made us le breakfast and we just chilled till about 3pm, throughout the rest of the fucking day I was tipsy and couldn't focus or think properly since I didn't sleep, anyways we met up with paul at Ashfield station after we decided to go pool, and the boys, except damos since he went home, went to pool. The girls left and I talked and played a bit but really most of the time I was experiencing legit the biggest down after drinking I've ever had HAHA, legit I sat still while they 1v1d for like an hour just staring at random shit and thinking. Eventually after 2 hours of pool we went to roberts restaurant at glebe to eat, had the maddest feed and we went home, I was wearing vinces hoodie cuz I was cold, vince went city to go home and Robert went home, me and paul decided to walk from glebe down parramatta rd all the way to ashfield, we had a one and a half hour talk and walk dnm and fuaaark I gotta thank him, I needed it bad HAHA, yeah we just straight up talked, it was mostly me through the whole one hour and thirty minute walk talking. Eventually we got home and split, thanks paul if you're reading this HAHA, vince too for the hoodie cuz it started raining. Yeah after that I went home at 10, watched TV till 12 and took a whole 12 hours sleep cuz I was exhausted, now im just contemplating what to do because I'm back to being alone with no internet, soz for not going into detail cuz I'm on phone typing this but see you next time I guess