wake up sheeple!

Alright since everyone update about NYE today I'm gonna be different and update about it tomorrow, but what I will blog about today is one of the most embarrassing fuckin stories I have HAHAHA.

So my primary friend Joey popped up to me today and we talked bit about things, used to be mad close with him, literally went to his house every day since year 2 to 6 (maybe not literally), but anyways, we talked and he reminded me of a very funny story of myself in year 6.

So basically it was year 6 camp, and it was the third and final night of it which the disco always happened on, don't lie you guys had one too. Basically my mates and I were in our cabin just chilling and shit, we could go to the disco whenever because it wasn't too far away, there wasn't a set meetup time to get there. So we start changing into our disco clothes and such, basically we all just wore like a shirt/hoodie and trackies, except all my underwear was kinda wet from mudworld and kayaking and all that shit, so I decided to freeball it and not wear any.

So we all rock up to the disco and it's going off pretty alright, strobe lights and like party hats and glowsticks, the usual twelvie disco gear, and we get into it pretty quick, into the party pies and started dancing and all that good shit. Don't judge me but like c-walking and melbourne shuffle were pretty big back in those days and I was a c-walker, my mates shuffled, so we were in our little circle just dancing in the disco hall HAHA. This is where the bad shit happens, basically the auxiliary cord to the DJ was fucking up so they had to put a microphone next to the speakers of the music, and the microphone started fucking up too, so it's just the lights still strobing and everything just no music.

So everyone slowly stops dancing and just stands around but then the DJ is all like "nah keep going kiddos don't worry bout it just keep dancing", so I was like yeeah alright and I'm still dancing with my group, but then it hits me. I shit you not, there was only one sound resonating throughout the whole fucking hall, and it was my sack slapping against my thighs as I was dancing HAHAHAHAHA. That sound resonated throughout the whole hall and got everyone slowly turning around to where I was, and they just looked at me and I froze completely still after I realized what just happened. I remember the most overwhelming fucking feeling I had ever encountered, and then music came back on and all my mates just started laughing.

worst night ever

Anyways that's my story, I'll share my NYE story later today if I'm bothered!! Cya guys then!!